Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

just found out that if there’s a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don’t tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life

BLACK MEN DESERVE TO GROW OLD. #TakeOff

15 straightforward quotes on self-care: 1.

i can’t wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)

Buying guns should be harder than buying Taylor Swift tickets.

thank you for your patience with me. i didn’t have a lot of that growing up. thank you for showing me what love has the potential to feel like. without you, i would’ve never known.

i hate riddles because it’s like i literally don’t know ???????? now what. the fun is ruined

a classic if you ask me

that’s embarrassing

is today when we figure out who’s playing during Rihanna’s concert?

they had me thinking world peace was achieved

Me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams

Steph Curry singing Misery Business with Paramore = good content

i wish I was Barbie girl but I’m such a bratz