[putting on a mask I haven't washed in 9 months and walking into a store] jesus christ this store reeks. smells like my own breath. just unforgivable stench in here.

PLEASED to announce that I wrote this.

these three are connected somehow

I’m sorry to those in NYC but i don’t want them to turn off Times Square. I’ve had my favorite memories there & it’s my favorite place. I’ve only been to NY 15x so it’s the only place I’ve been but its effing awesome. Turning it off would be like 9/11? Anyway unplug the hospitals

I had a flubber growing up too but then it bit my neighbor and we had to put it down. memories

Walking around the climate apocalypse work camps in 2050 like “whoa these security towers look like Hogwarts”

what? dune is gonna be so weird

Happy mean girls day! this movie taught me it's okay to be mean 💪🏻

Anyone else bark like a dog when they see someone with the same car as you on the road

Spooky! In Honor of Halloween, President Biden Will Enact The Purge: ow.ly/LAFf50Gt1MR

Me watching the Beatles documentary

looking through photos for a 2021 Instagram dump

really enjoying my golden year so far. (turning 22 in '22.) off to the liquor store for the first time...eek! is this my life?

the "trend cycle" isn't going "faster than ever"....... every 16 year old on tik tok is just picking the clothes from what decade they're learning in APUSH that month. from the looks of it, this week they're learning about...war

She’s rating the best DC parks to cry in 😭😭😭

getting a rib removed so I can better shave my legs 👍

when you get your haircut and the stylist doesn't ask to take a photo of it... devastating