End of March, beginning of April Manifest

干爹when are you buying bitcoin again

Kai has been telling friends that gpt 4o has been Kai’s extended brain. It feels like a wise mentor and personal coach, patiently answering all Kai’s questions—whether they’re things I don’t understand, feel awkward asking, or don’t even know who to ask. It often provides deeper

How kai felt being in crypto lately Welp

The past two weeks of major hacks have been a huge wake-up call about keeping our assets safe on-chain and on exchanges. We’ve gotten way too comfortable, forgetting that one wrong click on a phishing link can wipe out everything. We live in a huge onchain bubble, completely

I just claimed 5,251.25 $BITCH in Ourbit’s official memecoin airdrop! Join the airdrop now ourbit.com/activity/airdr… Slay Biatchhhhh

Do you still remember $moodeng lol

Looking for some hopium for Kai to inhale

Stables are for horses

人民的ai，人民的壳

CRYPTO RIGHT NOW

Kai almost jeeted some BTC last night because the market’s been so ass, but Kai went out for good food with normie friends, got drunk, and forgot to jeet LOL. Woke up today to the strategic reserve lol. Moral of the story: Eat well, sleep well — what’s meant to be will always

Comfy in stables

It’s trump’s world and we are just living in it We are all NPCs🤡

这回是真寄喽

Study Ourbit Marketing

If you need some hopium March 2024 -> November 2024 We had Germany selling BTC, war, yen crisis and inflation concerns We were at ATHs 70k+ and going down to 50k, then we proceeded to rocket to new highs and 100k+ Then we had crazy metas, 50m+ runners each day, millionaires

New Jim Cramer

$Joe has been largely overlooked by the market. After IMF 🌐 started accumulating, a few early voices raised concerns about a potential pump & dump — but IMF’s permissionless collateralized lending model built on Morpho 🦋 could enable a leverage spiral that sends Joe