It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine

Plz be Wonder Woman 🙏

The World Cup is supposed to be about experiencing the best the host nations have to provide culture wise. Tailgating is a massive part of US sports culture and is a massive part of the sporting experience in the US. What are we even doing at this point, seriously?

There are people out there who have seen the first 7 minutes of Dune Part Three and I’m not one of them

Well I guess H-E-B better stop selling any Latin product. We don’t want them running our state either. Oh and get rid of the sushi as well. Can’t have that.

TBH don't mind an H-E-B boycott, maybe I won't have to fight for my life every time I dare to set foot into one of the DFW locations. Y'all have fun at Kroger! More tortillas for me!

I like Olivia but at this point her fanbase is more Taylor haters than people who are actually fans of hers

This is the kind of take usually reserved for Taylor and I can’t lie it’s funny watching it get used against someone else

No more spring games I’m so serious

2 years ago we found out TTPD was all about Matty Healy

Olivia and Addison Coachella son or Taylor and Charli boom clap daughter?

Seeing a lot of tortured poets revisionism today but the north remembers

you caught you?

literally nobody in the world knows what this lineup means to me

Can’t wait to listen to the new Noah Kahan album for the first time while staring out a train window am I doing it right?

The levels of knowledge of two very intense fandoms you have to have to understand this

HAPPY 7 YEARS

a taylor odeia muito os fãs atualmente, não tem como não odiar, não gostam de nada do que ela faz, odeiam todo mundo que ela ama, amam quem ela odeia, criam teorias mirabolantes, chamam ela de mentirosa e enxergam ela como uma boneca que tem que fazer tudo o que eles querem…

I too am in disbelief that love story never went #1