why's he dressed like if shaggy had to go to a business meeting

Panicked bc I have a guava jarrito and bc of my meds I can’t eat a specific fruit but thankfully it’s grapefruit and not guava

The forecast calls for strong winds and yummy cookies all weekend long! ☁☁☁ 🍪🍪🍪

Hey bestie, do you want to take a moment to relax and sit with me?

Chicken Katsu Curry has a gorilla grip chokehold on me rn

If I had a Time Machine I’d go back to when fish were trying to come out of water to evolve and throw them back in

Why is it that when I run out of my giant box of lemon ginger tea it’s when I’m sick and can’t get a new one myself

Thinking about how when I was on a behind the scenes tour of a polar bear enclosure it took ALL of my self control not to step over the safety line to try and pat them

Me hope everybody just have fun! 💙

Sometimes you have to eat Parmesan cheese in bed

Boo!

I love having a cat. I just have this little freak who hangs out with me and yells

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet