house tour video tomorrow 11am est 💘 SabrinaCarpenter.lnk.to/HouseTour

‘drop dead,’ the first single from my new album, is out april 17!!! 🩷 OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/dropdead

i accidentally stepped on my cat’s paw while he was intentionally putting himself in my path…i feel like a war criminal

me at the ripe hour of 8pm getting ready for bed

the cat hair is part of the fit

5 minutes late to feed the wretched beast

how it feels knowing olivia rodrigo will never disappoint me

ineedtogohomeandseemycatimmediatelyoriwillperish

“stop that’s ur brother” is such a classic thing to say to a cat. like omg stop that’s literally ur brother. stop ur killing him

Sorry I’m late I had to give my cat a million forehead kisses

i be at work ugly as fck and idgaf

Me: “I should have about $400 left” Bank balance: $2.99 Me:

cuando estás yendo a molestar a tu gato y ya lo sabe

je ne pourrais jamais caresser tous les chats du monde