"bby i swear im not gay i love pussy" the pussy -

"Ah christmas...it draws ever near..." He absolutely doesn't know what to buy for his son. Or sister. Or his friends. Its time to panic internally.

Ear flick. "Someone's talking mad shiiiii-er...talking about me..." He forgot he can't cuss so much...his son is listening.

"You know. That weird dude wearing the helmet is almost as huge as me! Heard something about demons from em? ...wonder if he has a extra one of those suits...they look pretty cool..."

"You know now that I think about it. I'm rich. I have items of literal solid gold-"

"Skulls put your shirt down and I'll give you two hundred gold-"

"You're my sister. You dint have to pay me back. Besides I'm patient! You know that!" What did she expect? Him to slap some gold down and say take it all off? "No fun...maybe."

"You're still finding your way. Don't sweat it so much sis." Clapping a hand on her shoulder and smiling. "Big brother Meowscles is here to make sure you're fine too! Don't go it alone too much ya hear?~ Otherwise well. I sure ain't pulling my weight then now would i?"

"Heh oh it gets harder sis...trust me. The entire island FLOODED my SECOND season there!" He grumbles... "Not to mention I had to keep a eye on kit most of the time...but he was a instant hit here- Exactly like you are!"

"Yea well I think my lil sister should be treated fairly and given her own shadow variant." He huffed. "Seems unfair you get one variant only is all. Not counting the weird other styles you got-"

Wow I'm alive! Shocker! Hi~\\