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Bullseye

@catchthisfecker

'You're good, baby, Oi'll give you that... But me? Oi'm magic.'

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calendar_today10-03-2023 12:11:53

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People act loik Oi'm some heartless bastard, but none of 'em really know me. Oi'm a generous soul. Always prepared to help out me fellow man. Oi'm always tossin' coins to homeless people. ...Granted, sometoims I moight throw 'em a bit too hard, but it's the thought that counts.

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Ah, it's been a long toim since the ol' T-Bolts days, hasn't it, birdy? Oi'd say Oi missed yer too, but Oi'd be a liar. We both know Oi never miss anyone. Koinda moi ting.

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'OG'? As in 'Oh, gee, it's me ol' pal, charismatic man about town, Bullseye, who Oi haven't seen in forever, an' it hasn't even crossed me moind to give the poor guy a hug'. You modern women, Oi don't know. Ya think yer bein' empowered an' assertive, but mostly yer just rude.

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Ah, don'tcher worry about me wid yer women's lib, darlin'. Oi'm a big supporter of women in the workplace. Up the women, Oi say. ...Yeah, roight up the women. Anyway, we sure had some laffs in ol' Normy's little gang, back in the day, didn't we, eh?

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All Oi remember is Oi was laughin', at least. T'was a shame ya had to go an' break us up, tryin' to go solo, but I suppose you always did have the best setta poips. You ever tink about gettin' the ol' band back together sometoim? Oi tink I still have Venom's number.

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Betcha Oi can nail that pigeon from here. Yeah, the big fat one perched up on that roof. Up there! Y'see it? That one. No sweat.

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When loife gives yer lemons, lob 'em in the air, bounce 'em off the ceiling, the far wall, an' the closest lamp post, then brain some poor bastard with 'em from thirty feet away with the ricochet.

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For sure, it's like Mammy always used to tell me, "Love what ya do, Lester, an' you won't work a day in yer loife." Oi'll always keep a place fer you in me dance card. Any toim you loik, sweetheart.

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'Amore', is it? Well, it's a little kinky, I s'pose, but ya know me, Oi'll try anythin' once. The aquarium's only about a block away. Here ya go, chief. Catch! Moind the teeth, by the way. Jagged as broken glass, they are.

'Amore', is it? Well, it's a little kinky, I s'pose, but ya know me, Oi'll try anythin' once. The aquarium's only about a block away.

Here ya go, chief. Catch!
Moind the teeth, by the way. Jagged as broken glass, they are.