It's amazing how quickly my parents went from 'don't get knocked up' to 'where are my grandchildren???'

I just tried to log in to my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of coffee.

Married/partnered/people with sleeping companions: Where do you keep your laptop, your kindle, your giant three foot stuffed dog???

#Biden walks like he's climbing stairs in dark. : (

Can you still call it 'Netflix and chill' if you're just snuggling with your dog?

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 rules for writing: ⁣ 1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.⁣ ⁣ 2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.⁣ ⁣ 3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a

Welcome to the world’s slowest car crash. #CNNDebate #Biden

Carl Sagan on books "What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years."

Bought new slippers today. Feel oddly more put together. Might be time to reevaluate my life choices.

This for everything

E. B. White on writing for children This is it

How are our writers supposed to compete with real news like this?

Good Dr

Sleeping Together in 2024 The other day, I received a phone call from a dating service. Honestly, I’d forgotten I’d signed up, but why refuse a chance at Mr. Right? “I have the perfect guy for you,” said the professional man-herder on the other end of the line. “He’s a

Phew, we made it to #electionday2024! Things will get easier from here, folks. Now all we have to do is grab some wine and prep our safe rooms.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, what a paragraph...

Steinbeck, what a line

The art of sentence length by Gary Provost