Passlack was as mediocre as the majority of them last night, but at least looked keen to get forward, but make no mistake, - I’d rather leave the wife drunk in a hotel room with a horny Mason Greenwood before I have Passlack defending Hearts attackers one on one come Tuesday 🙈

If that was my daughter on the end of that slam, - I would spend every waking minute going forward wiping that girls entire bloodline off the face of the earth.

“No argument” 🤣🤣🤣 …they gave the MVP (by a single vote) to the guy who was beaten in over 70% of recorded metrics. The guy with LESS wins, LESS total yards, WORSE passer rating,- and who DIDNT leave the field in garbage time so stat-padded against weak coverage. #LegacyVote

First the Pro bowl, now the MVP. 🙈 ….devaluing these things really ruins the legacy of all those who came before them, back when they meant something. Feel a little sorry for Stafford cos deep down he knows he’s just been gifted the first “lifetime achievement” MVP.

Feel the same way I did before the Pats played the Giants in 2011… Quietly confident up until the weekend of, less than excited by the halftime show, and feeling under the weather and struggling to stay awake. …at least Wes Welker can’t drop a 4th quarter “lay up” tonight 🙈

Off to bed. …Was good while it lasted 🥺

Why is it ALWAYS Arsenal fans with the worst takes in football. It’s ALWAYS them who have you reading a tweet and wondering if it’s a child on the other end of that profile. Since VAR started we’ve known the commentators can access the audio “…He then tries to backtrack” 🤣🤣

When guys pick room 9….

No Eddie Murphy, No Richard Pryor, no Billy Connolly, No George Carlin, No Bernie Mac… List invalid.

Tell you what, you’re getting your moneys worth if you’ve got a season ticket at Rangers… Especially if you’re a neutral! Rangers create chances galore for themselves AND the opposition. Hearts with 2 goals here - and had 33% possession and played zero football 🤣

No. Just No. …like losing your wife and getting a one eyed stuffed version sent to you that doesn’t ever respond. Cruel

If Hearts dinnae win the league it’ll no be for Hibs lack of helping them!… Gifted them two late wins at tynecastle and now we’re dispatching their title rivals in their own back yard.

Arsenals diving is fuckin unbearable to watch. Diving and screaming all over the place. And their big centre half is the worst. “Landing gear” up and screaming!?… The centre halves union should put a bar of soap in a sock and meet him in the changing room after the game

Americans are easily THEE single most entitled human subsection on earth, and never shut up about THEIR rights- but all of a sudden we need to hide away a disabled Scot from public representation cos words might hurts their feelings? …In the words of Jonny Davidson, “Fuck off”

Damn right. In fact, why stop there? Just put Johnny in a cage on top of a hill. And only deaf people can bring him his food. 🙈

I think we can all agree that the only answer is to cancel the BAFTAs?? In fact, cancel ALL award shows. That way, completely eliminating the chance of anyone being in a place where they may come across a person with… A FUCKIN REGISTERED DISABILITY!!!

Miybe our angelic ‘Dundee Axe Ned’ that Americans loved so much can get through to them??

It’s pretty impressive to hold a viewpoint where you, [an oppressed minority, who is also disabled] can lose the argument AND the moral high ground about an incident where the ‘N word’ is shouted on live tv in the face of two black celebrities on stage. Education has failed you

Tarkowski just got a foul for making a cunt of himself and gettin hurt jumping thru the back of a defenceless opponent Must be a new rule 🤔

Jamie foxx - best friends with Diddy - mentioned in the Epstein files - multiple allegations of SA Jamie Davidson - advocate for neurodiversity - carries himself with dignity - turns lived experience into education and awareness I know who id rather buy a pint for…