if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

real

me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

When your bestie is about to do something she’ll regret but it’s gonna be really funny

why’d you wake me up i only slept 13 hours

i am the way i am because of them

girls will sit under the sun and immediately feel like their mental health is cured (im girls)

i want to spend money but not my money

preciso de 12 horas de sono,uma sessão de terapia e uma herança milionária

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

if it’s not me then it’s no one bitch

O Ricardo Araújo Pereira, o Papa, o Chris Rock, o Stephen Colbert e o Jimmy Fallon na mesma sala não estava no meu bingo.

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