If the number of CEOs being shot matched the number of school shootings per year we’d have gun control legislation passed immediately.

me in 6th grade when my middle school’s firewall wouldn’t let me access Poptropica in the school’s computer lab

how i feel completing simple tasks that were on my to do list for months

i’m getting real tired of how loud the logos of streaming services are when you start the app

realising i have picked up on most of these sayings since watching this

using my thumb to censor jimmy fallons face so i can rewatch this in peace

the next season of white lotus will take place in the midwest

bro couldn’t figure out how to set up 4 pieces of furniture by himself 😭😭😭 we’re cooked

i wish there were a letterboxd for restaurants

theres a beta boyfriend in this jersey mikes tonight

waiting for my friends to get into letterboxd

trying to watch a movie that takes place in the UK without subtitles

visual representation of how it feels to drink a dr. pepper

this is how i found out that Selena Gomez dying tragically doing social work in Kenya was just a dream I had

hi i'm a horror director and the scariest thing i can imagine is an old woman

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

calling in tomorrow, i have plans

It’s a one pot meal if you happen to have 13oz of cooked pasta lying around

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

name one movie that’s a 4.5 you can’t