Crawls across the TL.

Why is the coke gremlin eating stefon’s pants. Again.

Huh- Good thing I don’t wear underwear . . . Or pants

And who’s gonna take Stefon pants shopping

My rattlesnake skin chaps are fused to my body-👀

I got a Fantastic solution Just take the little rat bastard to a thrift store and let him eat pants-

If you come near these chaps, I will be Sssssssssssssss pissed don’t touchy the chappy

𝑷𝒂𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒛 𝑯𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝑭𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂 𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒘.

Hi bitch

Guess who’s fully prepared to suck dick for them Def Leppard kicks 👀

I expect some lines cut on a mirror and a unopened bottle of tequlia aaaaaaand someone brushing this mane, bitch get on your knees

The pit vipers stay on during sex

AAAAAAAAH

God hi

He needs to make a hairspray run. And an alcohol run. Fuck.

Y’all I found my lip injection lip gloss and I am so damn happy