FLYERED UP

He looks like a dictator giving an evil speech

i love my country of philadelphia

dream job??? my dream is to be unemployed for 1 year and suffer zero financial consequences

the flyers realizing they’re carrying philadelphia sports on their back right now

New boss keeps saying partner instead of wife

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

I don’t want another job, I want OUT of this whole system.

disrespecting me is crazy because hickory dickory dock here i come with an unregistered glock

oh my god he’s going to kill sidney crosby

POV: You're a billionaire on a yacht

Gritty is a certified psychopath

Every fanbase after getting belt to ass by a team from Philly

people claim to care about mentally ill people but they don’t. if you don’t eventually get better fast enough they call you “too negative” you have “bad vibes”, if you isolate they call you selfish etc. they’re “compassion” has an end date

When that random wave of not belonging hits mid hangout

Now I understand why women are advised to get married and have children before the age of 25. Because after that the brain starts working and this decision doesn’t seem so adequate.

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do