🔮: so just so we’re all clear, cassius basically threatened to baptize matt if he didn’t stop teasing

i canonically trap my partners into cuddling with me when we sleep in the same bed. im like a joltik’s web!!!

but you didn’t?? 🥺

when was the last time THAT I was the RESPONSIBLE VOICE OF REASON????

it smells like sulfur in here. someone get me one of my fucking incense STAT

cas having mortals dni in their display name and still actively seeking me out to talk to and be with only confirms my existence as a god among men ❤️

(whispering) my god he's good

[DROOLS WITH GOOGLY EYES]

melody, I know it’s not the same, and uh. sorry for being intrusive and reading your thoughts. but. … I’m really terrible at getting myself to. Eat, actual meals. Not candy. And… Would really love to have dinner, even if only a few nights a week.

[VIBRATING EXCITEDLY AT THE PROMISE OF RED VELVET.]

when the. when the ancestry hits 🧍‍♂️