“Steve Stifler: My life is a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moments” 😂👌

@kassiejb189 same here girl! I was like I don't even need a jacket today hahaha ridiculous

Word #icant 😝😉

@kassiejb189OR post pictures of when they use to be a lot prettier than they are now so they're reminding people how ugly they got 😳 #immean

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot." ~Marilyn Monroe

Gals call themselves "bad bitches" but ain't got no house, no job and no car. You ain't a "bad bitch," you're doin' bad bitch. Merica.

I get called kiddo daily at work and it makes me wanna 👊👊👊😖

“Workout Humor: Protein??? pic.x.com/e1MBq7Dom4” Dave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don't know why this is hilar

Breakfast, dishes, load of laundry, kids ready, and me showered and ready all before 8:30 this morning after only 3 hrs of sleep!#thabombMOM

Booty work station on pandora😂👍👍👍

I'm over this day.. So ready to go home! 😝

I'm chopping off my weave tomorrow. 👋👋👋👋

“@srsly_psycho: let's play a game called how long will it take before you realize i don't fuckin like you” 👏😂

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