"You look beautiful with your hair tied back" Me with my hair tied back:

when I call you "bb" it stands for baked bean, remember that

Using early morning condensation from a hail net to water crops 📹 Jack Adelaide:

Every season of love is blind the girls are definitely the problem

“it’s just a movie” the movie:

My lawd 🤤

Now I get why my Grandma got up early to have a lil coffee by herself girl me too

How many shows can Gordon Ramsay make about cooking?? Idk but I’m going to watch them all

Everyone wants to see the baby. Nobody wants to come see the baby.

El Paso… on my birthday?!? 🥳

Nobody: Me:”Can you crack my back”

Now it’s: “I’ll take a shower in the morning because my baby will sleep in” 🤡

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

“A man is allowed to react, a woman can only overreact”

When you go to check on your sleeping baby and an eye is half open

Real ghost caught on camera

Posting so I can find it again later