holy fucking shit, if you think, Zelensky 'disgraced' the Capitol by wearing casual clothing, wait until you hear what a bunch of insurrectionist shitheads did on January 6

So, it looks like baby Elon is reshuffling the Titanic's deck chairs again.

Tonight Tucker Carlson called President Zelenskyy an “uppity foreigner" Tucker Carlson is a piece of shit.

Zelenskyy has already returned to Kyiv after he visited Washington. He shared a video from his cabinet. "Good morning and good health for everyone! Phones are already ringing, I'm in the cabinet. Working towards victory. Have a good day!" t.me/V_Zelenskiy_of…

Cops can be real sons of bitches, can’t they? x.com/ColdPieceCITY/…

This is so heartwarming ❤️ Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 💙

Merry Christmas from this little Santa!

Happy Xmas everyone

A Merry Clitmas Christmas to one and all 🎅🏻🎄

Please retweet if you, like me, want to know what exactly Steve Barclay is doing to address the horrific conditions in the NHS currently 🤷‍♀️

My Dad just passed today. He was a great man, a Dad, a grandpa, a Marine, friend to many. My family and I are crushed, but we are also comforted that his suffering is over, and by your expressions of empathy and care. We thank you for your kindness. 🙏💙

Text from one of my Mail spies “big shots already regretting. Paying too much. Pissing off everyone on less money. Columns pisspoor. Readers not liking.” Hey ho. Just remember non-lord Dacre - everything Johnson touches turns to shit. And you were half way there already

Ex-aide: John Kelly was disgusted as Trump wondered what it might be like to have sex with Ivanka salon.com/2023/06/28/ex-…

This is one helluva claim. Can I ask which bank? Reason given? What action you’ve taken with banking ombudsman? What evidence that ‘the establishment’ - whatever that is - have called your bank manager to shut down you current account? You really need to substantiate this

Quick reminder. Today is a working day in Parliament.

Bizarrely, after mucking about with, and then becoming mildly obsessed with the idea for my horror movie about mutant midges, I’ve got a zoom call today with BBC News about it. #midgesmovie midgesmovie.com

Eating a watermelon together.. 😊