what time are we lining up for lorde pittsburgh

#freenicolekidman

Jack come back we need you more than ever

when the swifties vs sane people war is happening and I have to kill zoe rose bryant

queen

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I’m starting a go fund me for Fast X - Part 2

To gag an entire cocktail party after announcing that New York is dead

the lioness does not concern herself with pto

everything i know about Janelle leads me to believe this is 100% true

day 1 back in nyc and i had a dream that zohran mamdani invited me over for dinner for some reason and served a dish that was basically just a meatball on a piece of naan he called “the big mamdani”

this is why we need to ban erika kirk from the movies

peak wellness is saying your 2026 affirmations in your madri zubaan

“and the grammy for album of the year goes to… mayh—“

"And the grammy goes to...Lad.."

“i hope you die” is boring and basic. “i hope your favorite horror franchise becomes pro-israel, pro-AI, and does sponsored ads for gambling apps” is terrifying. its real. it could happen to you

still not over the concept of genuinely saying “yall know i’m canada down”

aizakku NOVA it was only a matter of time

.Grace Randolph we need you more than ever girl clock in 🚨😻

Bad at checking my mailbox but grateful nonetheless jackantonoff 😹🫶

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated