Ketchup before noon is usually a gag reflux trigger But I had a taste for crispy potato bites this early So far so good 😆

Does the universe know that 43° is not supposed to be on my weekend watch?

I won’t buy out the grocery store now 🐷

My face when I wish I had plans that I could cancel 😸

It’s 36° this morning I didn’t kick up the furnace last night Perfect for sleeping Happy Sunday

I’m not gonna mess with anyone earthside when I pass away Unless you put those dollar store memorial flowers on my grave Who alive thinks those are not ugly 😖

I told myself when I finish chores, I’ll treat myself to the nail salon Only I don’t feel like chores I’ll just skip to the good stuff & maybe chores later The day is still young 😸

You think you are tired of kids always being around until Sunday dinner becomes hot dogs & deli pasta for one 🫤

Mondays should come with frosted carrot cake slices for breakfast & it did 😌

I was feeling orange tips this time The nail tech wasn’t real attentive, he was distracted by two 15yo squirrels that were attempting to speak Chinese 🙄 But he finished with a hand massage & all was forgiven 😌

#Cancer 's are loyal even when single. If they sleep with someone they only sleep with that one person, not the whole neighborhood.

The only thing that saved this Monday is that it’s someone’s birthday & there’s cake

I hate it when I have errands on the lunch break & it ends before I’ve had a nap

I had the birthday cake Now what?

Didn’t feel like cooking, but didn’t feel like getting back in the car to pick up food more

Someday maybe I’ll be a person that knows what bird it is by the sound it makes, but not today Rn they are all just birds making noise when I’d still rather be sleeping

Mmm, mmm, mmm Mixed berry cream cheese from Aldi Now you know

It would be nice to close my eyes & open them to next Tuesday There’s too much activity in between for my liking

A KFC famous bowl would fix me No KFC within miles

I’m the no evidence of Patrick version 😆