Hey Arizona Diamondbacks with the trade deadline being tomorrow, keep in mind that Melancon has given up 2 walk-offs in 2 days 🤷🏼‍♀️ #bye #MLBTradeDeadline

Today a kid called me Mrs. E and I don't actually approve of that name....

Tutoring is the easiest job ever when the kid is a no-show & you still get paid in full 🙌🏻

My 2 year old nephew now tells everyone I'm his best friend. I've officially made it y'all

Teaching in 2022 is getting a brain MRI at 6:30 am and then turning around and making it to school on time

I found out yesterday that I officially passed my thesis for grad school in order to graduate in Dec. Now I have 0% motivation to finish my 2 classes by December to actually graduate lol

I'm in 2% that got Taylor Swift tickets on Tuesday during presale. Is this what being an elite in society feels like?? #TaylorSwiftTheErasTour

I’m heartbroken. tWitch was pure love and light. He was my family, and I loved him with all my heart. I will miss him. Please send your love and support to Allison and his beautiful children - Weslie, Maddox, and Zaia.

The week before finals as a teacher consists solely of dry shampoo, lots of coffee, and a strong helping of prayer to survive

Got an early 🎁 for you, #BroncosCountry RETWEET for your chance to win a signed ugly Christmas sweater jersey from Patrick Surtain!

It's crazy how firing Hackett the Denver Broncos are actually playing like the team we thought they would all year 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

My 2 year old nephew's new form of insult is to call people potatoes and it's actually hilarious 😂

Uhhhh TABASCO® Brand you have some explaining to do.... just bought this at the grocery store. Pulled it out of the box to reveal its completely empty! Note the seal still on the bottle

The #Final4 has a 4, two 5s, and a 9. What MADNESS!

Today a kid in my class asked me to turn on the A/C in my classroom as if it isn't a public school 😂😂

I swear if the Arizona Diamondbacks continue to start Davies I will begin a riot!!!

Not too shabby for a team that didn’t deserve to be there in the first place. 😉

Congratulations to Mr. Miller, Mrs. Wehmeyer, & Mrs. Eichner on their recognition at tonight’s St. Vrain Valley Schools Foundation Tribute to Teachers event! Mrs. Eichner is this year’s teacher of the year for Erie High School

My sister just texted me that my 4 year old nephew prayed the Denver Broncos would whoop the chiefs tomorrow in his nightly prayer 😂❤️ #beingraisedright #GoBroncos #BeatKC

My 4 year old nephew picked the Florida Gators to win #MarchMadness since day 1, all because he loved their mascot 😂 but he knew!!