and i backflip to December all the time

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

Jennifer Garner elbow deep in friendship bracelets from Taylor Swift fans is a 13 Going on 30 sequel writing itself.

as a person in their late 20s my job is just… wedding guest

me makin y’all watch wine country

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

i cannot believe how long september feels before september even starts

Ladies and gentlemen, the HIGHEST grossing tours by a female artist.

telling my kids this was Joseph’s coat of many colors

i love having a dishwasher but i do wish they could better accommodate my very bowl-heavy lifestyle

Today, in supervising gen z: had to kindly remind my student employee she should avoid saying "naurrr" in response to a parent on the phone. <3

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

TORTURED POET’S DEPARTMENT? I have never been so excited to be depressed in my life

Jesus fucking Christ. We are not aborting children in the 9th month or executing them after. Unless you count school shootings. #Debate2024

david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check

bless these moderators

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

today, in supervising gen z.

At least 4 victims hospitalized amid active shooter reported at Florida State University (FSU). - local media