Sorry

did you puke in the bowl used for popcorn as a kid or are you normal

honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner

Phase 2. NYC be safe.

Casey Kendall really out here emailing me TikToks

should i live in new york where people think i’m stupid or LA where people think i’m ugly

Me smiling at people under my mask thinking they can see it

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

Help me understand the coin shortage. Where did they go

a series of fortunate events

Having a great time out in Jamaica by myself, writing some songs that you’ll all cry to on long drives hopefully X

girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah

messaged a girl “i like ur photo wall!” in zoom class and she turned off her camera

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side

can’t believe the tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they’re calling them flared leggings I hate it here

therapist asked me if id seen 500 days of summer which i think was his way of telling me i am the problem