every uber I get into is hotter than Hell itself

Breckin Meyer as Dr. Robby’s goofy brother on the pitt when!!!!

just paid $7 for a mediocre hot dog happy new year

have a headache. still romanticizing relationships from years ago. filled with dread about humanity’s future. craving grocery store birthday cake. scared about my fiber intake. convinced i am evil. addicted to reading restaurant menus online. interested in reopening old wounds.

she is beautiful to me

me at Maya Rudolph’s Oh Mary