My apologies to all my fans on here for not tweeting much over the last week because I have been having trouble getting a good signal. Apparently our WiFi here is only three star quality just like our football recruiting.

Yep, you definitely find yourself with a lot of extra time on your hands when you have been just sitting around since 1992 waiting on someone to put an SEC Championship Trophy inside of you.

Wow your humble trophy case is up to 600 followers! I am kinda confused though as to why I have about 400 Clemson fans following me but I don’t have a single South Carolina fan following me. That kinda hurts to be honest.

When you wake up to this text message from the UGA Trophy Case you know it’s going to be a long week. 🙄 You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.

Thinking about deleting my account like Georgia just deleted my National Championship trophy hopes. 😩

It’s a sad world when people label you a troll for pouring your heart and empty trophyless soul out on Twitter.

One of my favorite weeks of the year is the week when we play Vandy because I have so much in common with their trophy case.

South Carolina fans walk right by me all the time without even acknowledging I exist, meanwhile I got UGA sports writers actually taking time out of their day to ask me to follow them. It’s sad that Cock Nation doesn’t show me this kind of love.

My apologies for going missing from Twitter for a while. Muschamp had the WiFi cut off in the trophy room because he caught wind of this account. I am secretly using the janitors phone right now. Still very much empty here. Best regards.

What are the NCAA guidelines on a trophy case transferring? Sometimes it just feels like the world has more to offer than 5-4. 🙁 #StillEmpty

*Watches another Gamecock season unravel* don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it Me: Next year is our year.

At this very moment I have 725 Twitter followers which means I have 725 more Twitter followers than SEC Championship trophies.

I would love to trash talk Clemson this week but I guess I will just stay quiet since I am completely empty and about 75% of my followers are Clemson fans for some reason.

I know some people think this account is funny but all joking aside we need to just take a step back today and be thankful for all of our friends and family. I for one am very thankful for my family, especially Clemson’s trophy case who is my Daddy.

South Carolina/Akron > Georgia/Bama

I appreciate all of your tweets @ me making fun of me after today’s game but I am the Championship Trophy case not the Bowl Game Trophy case. Even if I was the Bowl Game Trophy case I wouldn’t want a Belk Bowl Trophy.

Muschamp just walked by and looked at me like I was the one who just went 7-6 and got run by Virginia. 🙄

Twitter just notified me that it’s my one year Twitter anniversary. A congrats from Muschamp would have been nice but that guy won’t even acknowledge I exist. Even Dabo cared enough to bring me a leftover Big Mac from his White House visit so I could have something to display.

Everybody crying about this young 22 year old quitter not getting a ring but nobody seems to care that I have never gotten a National Championship trophy even though I have been with the same team since 1892.

Beamer still hasn’t dropped by to see me yet. SMH.