Me when I’m eating ice cream and somebody reminds me I’m lactose intolerant.

when you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs

My mom every time a kid got in trouble on La Rosa De Guadalupe

me standing there while my boss is using me as a good example

American Idol: "What Will You Be Singing Today?" Me: "SkeeYee" By Sexyy Red

looks like she hasnt learned her lesson, out here STILL killing btches 😍‼️

when i send my friends this, that means he just rocked my world…

Tired of mom life making me look bummy. 😭

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated 😭

Do u guys remember when I was dating that ugly man that was so scary were u also scared

dudes be like, “why would i lie?”, bc your scared of me bitch, you know how im coming

this one going down in the history books

Niggas talm bout they don’t trust no woman to run the country but call they fat ass mama for everything

Thank you for your payment. What fawkin payment?!

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know

I’m an instagram story princess, I never post on my actual page 😭 I really have to start