Anna: “Chicago is a small town” Chicago: #thebachelor

the ncaa tournament feels different when you’re not watching it from the computer screens of people sitting in front of you in lecture halls

5 retweets and Greg Dutra has to take Geoff out on a date

everyone please pray for me, nothings wrong I just know @notgeoffrey_ is going to make me watch footage of plane departures tomorrow

where are the girls who used the curlz MT font in computer lab now?

my friends and i do this thing called trickle down therapy. it’s where a couple of us go to therapy then we tell the group what our therapist tells us. it works bc we’ve all developed the same personalities and habits (my friend’s therapist says that’s called codependence).

you’ve heard of group therapy, now meet group psychiatry

Any coworker I’ve spoken to today: “good morning! how was everyone’s weekend?” Me: “Yes I went to UNC thank god you brought it up I’ve been wanting to talk about it”

i, as a graduate of the illustrious university of north carolina at chapel hill, will never shut tf up.

I am reading the work emails in your BeReals

if This Kiss by Faith Hill is playing when you enter a CVS you will have 7 years of good luck

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

everything I have learned about acquiring Taylor Swift tickets I have learned against my will

which one of y’all did this

need them to make a white lotus season here