My favorite #Realitychecked eps are always the chaotic ones. Like when the landline rings or when there is a squirrel eating a tennis ball/ crabapple.

Another amazing ep today, the landline ringing in the background *chefs kiss* Still dying that Mrs. Phillips blocked Zio. 💯 #RealityChecked

Ok, I’ll bite. What’s a try guy?

I’m a nepo baby (I still use my parents Netflix login)

Me to everyone in my contacts: “I know it’s been 4 years since we last spoke but… do you watch vanderpump rules?” #PumpRules

it’s day 2 of the #pumprules #scandoval. i cannot overstate how much i need an election night-style running commentary with analysis to keep up with it all. social media isn’t enough. i want time stamps. interactive maps. steve kornacki at the big board. make it happen.

“I looked it up and the dab became popular in 2014” - mariah mariah mariah #smithsisterslive

I wish there was a way to signal to those around me (ya know, strangers) that I want to talk about #Scandoval ALL THE TIME. Are ⚡️earrings not a bat signal?

“As a wife of a horse girl, when they bring you to the barn it’s serious” #smithsisterslive

I hate when people say to stop caring so much about #Scandoval & #PumpRules so much… like… let me enjoy one of the most shocking storylines bravo has ever had please.

gimme three margaritas i'mma reply to everyone's IG stories like we're bffl

One thing about being a housewives fan, when you get the pay-off… baby! It pays OFF. This is why we do it

Kylie’s gonna leave this game with a completed cat adoption form

wait what were surprise songs

Has Taylor Swift re-signed with the Chiefs yet?

I’ve been looking for the same high I got from the Don’t Worry Darling press tour for a long time and this mess the palace PR team has created with Kate Middleton is finally filling that void

You know who never tells women they should shut up and just make babies? Bears.

velociraptors when you drop a ladle x.com/HollyAnderson/…

If Kathryn Dennis had a younger, Mormon sister