Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CtxJsqYvlqo/…

That dark spot on the wall by the back door will come off if you rub it hard enough.

Today, I’m voting for Olivia Chow partly because Doug Ford and Pierre Poilievre don’t want me to. The right wing had a good point. It turns out that doing something to piss off your ideological opposites can be a lot of fun!

Will John Tory still call us after the election?

Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start the Fire (Lyric Video) youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4 This is a nice attempt, but Joel’s original is superior because it went through noteworthy events in chronological order. This update tosses 34 years of history into a blender and hits purée.

(2024) Assistant: “Sir, the AI says that instead of continuing to sell bathmats, we should… kill them all?” CEO: (pulling gun from desk drawer) “Well, it seems a little unorthodox, but who am I to argue?”

I realize that art is subjective and everyone has their own opinion, but if you prefer “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” to “Raiders of the Lost Ark” then… you’re wrong. You’re just comparing seeing it in the theatre in ‘89 as opposed to first watching “Raiders” on VHS.

"Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" is now on Netflix and is far better than it has any right to be. There's a cute scene during the end credits, but I was really hoping to see a group of people sitting around a table rolling dice. I would have screamed!

It’s the USA’s 247th anniversary and they’ve decided to celebrate by making it legal to discriminate against people.

Canadians: “We’d like to alter the anthem from ‘Our home and native land’ to ‘Our home ON native land’ to address the country’s history of mistreatment towards indigenous people.” Americans: “…the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air? IT’S FINE! LEAVE IT ALONE!!”

“Have you felt this hard lump on the dog’s back? I think we better make a vet appointment.” “It’s okay, that’s where I spilled some BBQ sauce on him.”

Wisconsin governor can only help people by going rogue. theguardian.com/us-news/2023/j…

Extreme heat is here to stay. We’re all going to have to get a whole lot better looking if we’re all going to be wearing a lot less.

Artist: “I hate that AI is copying my work.” Environmentalist: “I hate that the planet is on fire.” Crypto Bro: “I hate that we still have physical money.”

I’ve jumped ship. Hope to see you over there! threads.net/@cartersiddall

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com