They make stuffed animals with more backbone than this loser

It’s bad enough that most people are getting stupider at an alarming rate, why does everything have to get dumbed down to their level Like why are we all stuck in the kiddie pool just because you’re too scared to take off the floaties

Is this brave

“What’s iconic about Cincinnati” as if any of you could understand the deeper meaning of this beauty

just once i wish all heaven would break loose instead

Wow I love Earth Day and living on such a beautiful planet, it’s so nice that there aren’t like two dozen people systemically destroying everything just so they can have five yachts instead of four

"recession indicator" this, "stock market" that. Where are we going to grow our food once we poison the land and air and water? How do you think you'll have access to fresh fruits and veggies if you use the water for AI centers and kill all the pollinators with roundup?

First American Pope is a guy from Chicago that has to spend the rest of his life surrounded by Italians trying to tell him what real pizza is

3 margs deep before my fajitas even get to the table

Mr. Childers wasn’t lying this shit fucking rocks

witness protection program but for when you just kinda suck and need a new start

the problem is that the loneliness epidemic is very real for all of us, it’s just that it’s solely presented as an issue of guys unable to get laid. capitalism has fully hollowed out entire communities and alienated us from one another to the point of isolation

Absolutely incredible news for the most annoying person you know (me)

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY… MURRAY STATE IS OMAHA BOUND🔥

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