elon's tesla robotaxi failed to stop for a school bus stop sign and proceeded to run a child over during a test

Well, I hope Bob Vylan is happy. He's not big. He's not clever. And this afternoon his mean words about the IDF have made David Lammy cry.

It's so funny that the US government are just going to get Maxwell to make a statement saying "Nothing happened on Epstein Island", possibly say it was a Democrat hoax, and then grant her freedom.

lmao

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

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Popping on Twitter once a month to call people dopey cunts, then go merrily about my day again while they scream into the void

McDonald's Monopoly this year has been dogshit. Never have I got so few food items, and I know the properties are all rigged so you can't get one specific one from each, but even the meal deal one? I have 6 of the same train station and NONE of the others, too.

Pokémon Go stop being shit challenge: Impossible difficulty I've walked 6km today and this dog shit app has tracked 1...

TIL that 'Next Day Delivery' from Converse, using Evri, means: Order on Thursday, don't receive until Wednesday the next week

Crazy that, if paid like $100, Spotify would happily play ads for the Nazi Gestapo.

Appreciate the 150 bonus item storage I got given by the Pokémon GO level update, buuut I currently have 4285/2725 items lmao Goodbye 400 Max Potions, 250 Max Revives, 200 of each Pokeball and 150 of each Berry lmao Gonna be using Ultras exclusively for the forseeable future

Twitter stop pushing me right wing grifter slop in my notifications challenge: impossible difficulty

Jesus PvPers on Pokémon GO are fucking nerds lmao Hotswapping type matchups when I'm only using low CP garbage just to get this shit research done And I still almost beat them (and even win sometimes because PvP in this game is all RNG bullshit)

Crazy that my local McDonald's UK manages to forget an item almost every time I order. At least it wasn't one of the world heist things I wanted to try, but still...

Paul Hollywood suddenly forgetting it was a bread challenge when it came to judging his favourite Seriously why have we watched the past 3 weeks of Bake off, he clearly decided who he wanted to win ages ago.

Twitter stop promoting right wing grifters in my notifications challenge: impossible difficulty Fucking nazi website

These days, if you protest, you'll be labelled a terrorist, and you won't get a fair trial with a jury.

I have had the account for longer than 18 years you thick cunts. No I will not be providing you and some random third party company with a photo of my ID. Fuck off.

STOP RECOMMENDING ME SIA T-SHIRTS AND HOODIES STOP RECOMMENDING ME SIA T-SHIRTS AND HOODIES I've never shown interest in them, I've selected 'not interested', I even told your AI chatbot I'm not interested in them... Yet every other day I get this same notification Amazon.co.uk