Just sat down to #Sharknado3 I already feel dirty yet satisfied. And I want #Subway

#Sharknado3 all the actors look like escapees from a plastic factory. The 9th Doctor would know what to do. #eccleston

Perfect weather to sit outside and drink. We can facilitate that. And House of the Dead. That's fun… instagram.com/p/5i32ZIoKSZ/

Tonight at Cartel!! Come and test your luck!! Game over man!! #fuckyouhudson instagram.com/p/5wFuV5IKeP/

There are no sports on this weekend at Suncorp Stadium. It is safe to come out you beautiful… instagram.com/p/5ypsoGIKe3/

We are open as usual this week. Cause we ain't lazy muthafuckas. #treatyoself instagram.com/p/6PBSoUIKbe/

New screen saver after last nights douchbaggery. Next person to tell me to fuck off because they are… instagram.com/p/6bf7GWoKSn/

How the fuck are you not here today?? #drinklocal #treatyoself instagram.com/p/6_lbXGIKSR/

Nuff said. #drinklocal instagram.com/p/7jnss5IKZN/

Heaps of audio equipment for sale. Check out Cartel Bar on fb for details. Feel free to contact us… instagram.com/p/8UcgfdIKVh/

So who wants to play today!?! #starwars stone & wood 4pinesbeer instagram.com/p/8pJ_OsIKZ0/

Leonardo DiCrabrio #OceanCelebs

Leonardo DiCarprio, better by far #OceanCelebs

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SO the bar is for sale as per the previous tweet. Let me know if anyone wants to take over the Beer Baron mantle from me.

This Friday come and get stabbed by Cartel. (By booze, no knives please) stay tuned for details. instagram.com/p/92QEX7oKfu/

See you tonight for our 5th birthday. Throw back tap prices and plenty of pickle backs. #getsome instagram.com/p/-ARUj0oKbB/

Cartel is closing down. Closing party is December 5th. More details to come over the weekend. instagram.com/p/-kyASeoKZn/

It's the end of an era. (Well, not really an era. Just half a decade. Damn. Era sounds better but is… instagram.com/p/-qjITuoKdb/

Tonight's the last night of Cartel as you know it. Come down and get a drink and say bye to what… instagram.com/p/-5Z6SJIKam/