I know my ass has to be on several watch lists at this point bc my browser history is a MESS

just found out my mom doesn’t believe in fossil fuels merry christmas everyone

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you: my leo father

THE LITERAL MOMENT #GoDawgs #NationalChampionship

me to 12 year old me after the percy jackson casting announcement:

all this talk about roe v. wade and i legitimately couldn’t figure out WHY ppl cared so much about the opinion of a young adult dystopian author??

i need percy jackson to know that i loved him the whole time. not once did i stray from loving him. my love for him never wavered. all these other wishy washy bitches clock in and out but I’ve been here on call for him.

Olivia Rodrigo looks like she’s about to lead the Rohirrim into Helm’s Deep

if i was Edward Cullen I would spend all my time hanging around the grocery store waiting for people to think their pin number and committing massive credit card fraud instead of dating a teenager but ok

it’s always “wyd” never “let’s fall into the deepest pits of hell together”

yes i’ve read the classics: the iliad, the odyssey, aeneid, and the lightning thief

i feel EXPOSED please tell me there are other scorpio writers who relate out there, don’t be shy raise your hands

me watching percy jackson and the olympians when it airs

i will be emptying my pockets to buy every ounce of Percy jackson merch once they go on sale. cheers to capitalism, the mouse wins yet again

“i could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; i would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. i would know him in death, at the end of the world.”

it has been a whole decade since rick riordan pulled the most painful cliffhanger ever

I didn’t even know this was an option. Considering it.

no one: rick riordan:

LEO TAKE A NAP PIPER U STOOD NO CHANCE JASON GET BACK IN THE GRAVE APOLLO U WERE NEVER ON THE REAL MC IS BACK IN ACTION