You ever take a nap and have a dream that starts off with someone waking you up from that exact nap? Amazing

Alright. Black out.

Just accidentally microwaved metal

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. We should hold all results till midnight and release the states 1 by 1 in alphabetical order in the most dramatic way possible. Electric city.

I will go to jail if masks are mandated a year after this shit started.

Every time I eat Cheetos

Be honest what do you actually think about it

Twitter just got 10x worse with these stupid ass stories. Snapchat is the only platform that should have them

check in on your friends who complain about onion rings in their french fries

This comment section is my dream come true

Chad Henne has the biggest nutz on this planet after throwing a PASS with this on the line, especially after throwing an interception the same quarter

Buffalo Bills? Having the same name as a serial killer that kidnapped teenage girls? Cancel them. They automatically lose this game. Chiefs to the bowl

Anybody have some used steel toe crocs I could buy? Preferably with the 4x4 straps still intact

Es hora de comer.

Watching my 4th Tom cruise film today

We should try to take this picture irl and make sure California is taken with the chunk

Dogs are basically just wolves but nicer.

RAAAAAHHHHH🦅🇺🇸