Into my 13th hour at work. Always the most productive I find. #homeplease

Taking it easy Bruges style img.ly/rTNW

Right the railway model thing is finally finished, It's Bob Servant time! BBC4 now! Broughty Ferry brace yourself!

Off to first charity run of the year. Experimental prep last night of pizza and wine #ohdear #goingtosuffer

Ice Man Trail completed! Think I beat a husky. Only mildly broken my ankle. I'd like to thank my coach Ian Hilsum #pizzafueled #ouch

Bob time! Bob Servant

I don't think we are in tooting any more. img.ly/sL7j

A sunny 35 degrees yesterday calls for some cooling treatment today #sudocremfacial #ouch img.ly/sO3T

Due to a misheard order at security, the man in front of me has removed his belt and his trousers

RT Ian Hilsum I think this is the hilsum look from now on! #tight img.ly/tOFW

I've never seen a male plus-size model. Are there male plus-size models? Do magazines ever do covers like 'Dan celebrates his curves!?'

I have a horrible feeling by the end of today I will be signed up for a marathon #help

1-0 salmond. Cameron will be fuming

Mum has laid out a few knitting patterns for the baby. This ones the winner. Jazzy outfit for a little lad

One set aside for the son in law. Ian Hilsum

“Globe Pics: Glasgow, Scotland pic.x.com/GIwkZyjoAO” Seems unlikely!

Like the new look Bob Servant but why you taking in that funny accent?

Starting to think as Ian Hilsum puts hot sauce on his Mexican breakie that I may ask to move my seat on this 7 hour flight #help

“Elizabeth Hurley: Mind wandering back to playing Christabel in Dennis Potter's adaptation" and my acting debut! #astarwasborn

Pals, this is all the ticket news you need. London date hopefully added soon. askbob.seetickets.com/tour/bob-serva… #boblive #lastdaysofrome