I've been blocked, unfollowed and unfriended but I've never been told I'm bad in bed

you’re calling me a beautiful girl. the thing that almost killed sean kingston.

gamers don’t want you to know that gg stands for good girl

My 3-year-old had an epic meltdown. Just hiccups and blubbers and snot and breath holding. We couldn't figure out why. No one could console him. Finally in between giant sobs he managed to get out, "I don't know what's wrong with me." And, yeah, sometimes it be like that.

need 2 fingers in me with a side of reassurance thank you

not to be dramatic but no one in the history of the world has wanted anyone the way that i want you

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

pastors kids are acc so scary bc wdym u wanna give me backshots when ur done leading service?????? hello???????

Wild how a poor person buying a $1 soda with food stamps sends you into a moral panic, but billionaires writing off private jets and yachts on their taxes? Not a peep. Your outrage is as cheap as that soda.

Republicans spent years calling Democrats “groomers,” and banning drag shows to “protect kids,” and now 47% of them would support a pedophile.

You literally could not pay me to give a single fuck if people use food stamps to buy soda or candy.

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

All a distraction, it doesn’t matter. Linda with 5 kids buying a 12 pack of Coke so they can enjoy some semblance of sugary goodness is a drop in the ocean when your tax dollars fund bombing children and locking up families without due process

holy sh-

do ya pssy ever randomly get w*t and you're just like ????? what is it girl??? what do you see???

Call it cringey all you want, but I miss the era of EDM twitter where it felt like a huge fam & we would all meetup at a designated spot/time at fests

having sęx is not gonna heal no heartbreak, DRUGS..you gotta do drugs baby

Next News Network 🇺🇲 Pass a test to teach in a state ranked 49th out of 50th in education??! Okayyyyyyy.

Remember when Michelle Obama wanted to make school lunches healthier & conservatives went insane & poured hot lard down their throats because eating garbage was an American right? Now they’re suddenly *super* worried about what soda is doing to SNAP recipients. Politics, man.