some of y’all actin pretty entitled when i have all of your information at my fingey tips

“but i’m a blah blah blah member” sir i couldn’t give a rat’s ass if you were god himself the answer is still no

this genre of joseph quinn photos

“why didn’t you call me if you were having trouble?” bc you threw a hissy fit for not getting a weekend off as a thirty two year old man so no thank you

He's a 10 but he hasn't seen every episode of #GhostAdventures

“do you know where the bathroom is?” no ma’am i may work here but that bathroom is a mystery to me

the tension between me and parking enforcement as i’m in the noncommuters lot

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

call me three mice because i’m blind to these hoes

god let me release myself from these shackles (the classes i signed up for) and be free once again (dropped out)

if i wanna dress like a whore have the decency to not look at my eyes

Hating is a disease. And im going to die from it 💅🏼

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

the flash and rain makes these pictures 838494x better