Ok that one was actually pretty good... 😏😂

Intentional love is worth waiting for. I want to stay on this side of social media ❤️ Happy Valentines Day 🫶🏾

Unforeseen circumstances watching you spend money on seen circumstances 😂

Therapist: So you say your problem is that you fall in love easily? Me: Yes my love

I just went to get an IUD consultation at a gynecologist and she goes, we can do it here, but just so you know, we don't numb. We won't numb your cervix here. And I go, why? And she goes, because the doctor at this clinic doesn't allow it. And I said who is that doctor? She

When you're meeting bro who's always late so you arrive 30 mins late to teach him a lesson but you still get there before him

would you still pick it up even if it meant you had to throw away the $100 in your pocket? there ya go, that’s why boys are stupid

Blood cells watching when u remove the crust from the wound they fought hard to build.

Because water makes a splashing sound when you don’t piss all over the goďdamn seat

Michael hitting Meredith with his car and then having to tell the whole office what happened was peak comedy 😂

Just scream like a banshee while making direct eye contact. One time I was out with my friend at a bar and a man approached me and I just locked eyes with him and went “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and he goes “bitch what the fuck?” And walked away. Men don’t give a shit if you have a man,

Like this is one of the funniest videos on the internet 😭

When i send them a text and they call me instead of texting back

I will literally fly to Japan and fuck this monkey up.

One thing about the Brazilians, they’re gonna remind you that they’re from Africa any chance they get. Blackity blackness in South America

One of my fav videos cuz this is accurate af I be in my world😂😂😂

When your age is getting serious but you are not 😆

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

The idea of “Muhfucka I was in class learning. What you need?” got me HOWLING