Carolynn Howard (she/her) (@carolynn_howard) 's Twitter Profile
Carolynn Howard (she/her)

@carolynn_howard

Writing novels one-handed while petting my dog.

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That moment when the printer takes you seriously when you say "use the bypass tray, please" and prints name tags correctly on the first try 😱

Carolynn Howard (she/her) (@carolynn_howard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And no one is told that they can't redeem more than one reading challenge prize in a week. I'm totally not still bitter about summer reading challenges at all, nope 😤

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When you hit chapter 21 in Our Hideous Progeny by C. E. McGill and suddenly realize just how incredible the cover design actually is 🤩 PS - the audiobook narrator is 🔥

When you hit chapter 21 in Our Hideous Progeny by <a href="/C_E_McGill/">C. E. McGill</a> and suddenly realize just how incredible the cover design actually is 🤩

PS - the audiobook narrator is 🔥
Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All this arguing over bad publishing advice is distracting you from the work that REALLY matters… Finishing the novel you started writing to spite an English teacher who didn’t like a short story you wrote two decades ago.

Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ (@sketchesbyboze) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Don’t be a snob about reading. The best reason to read anything is because of the joy it brings. Books were made to shock and enchant and delight. They’re just about the only magic we have left in a world that is starved for wonder.

Carolynn Howard (she/her) (@carolynn_howard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My husband said that I have Canadian goose energy: majestic and pretty from afar, but will DESTROY YOU if you come too close. I've decided this is a compliment.

Carolynn Howard (she/her) (@carolynn_howard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let it be known that today, May 29, 2024, I fixed a view issue in my outlook all by myself, thus becoming invincible*. *For the next 10 minutes. By then I'll have descended from this high and something else will go wrong, relegating me back to my normal state of 😬

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The time I joined Twitter because work was like "hey, so I think we need to use this social media thing, you should make an account" 😂 #MyXAnniversary

The time I joined Twitter because work was like "hey, so I think we need to use this social media thing, you should make an account" 😂 #MyXAnniversary
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Week of 6/9 in Sagittarius: You have escaped. You have gone into the fountain. That’s the good thing. That’s the best part.

Carolynn Howard (she/her) (@carolynn_howard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just found a to-do list on my desk at work where I had added, in teeny, tiny writing in the margin, "bribery with donuts and happiness". Who was I bribing? Why donuts? How was I creating happiness? We will never know...

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There's only 2 rules on #Twitch: 1) don't look directly at a golden Kappa train, you'll go hype-blind 2) always raid art in jest when you have the chance 🥰

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✨ GIVEAWAY ✨ Critical Role's The Matron of Ravens Dice Set is now available, and we’re giving away a set to celebrate! 🐦‍⬛🪦 Giveaway ends 10/7. To Enter: Like + RT this post You can buy the set NOW in the US and EU Critical Role shops! #dnd #critrole #criticalrole

rachel mcmillan 🇨🇦 (@rachkmc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

just freaking writing a book alone is a big deal just freaking STARTING a book is a big deal just freaking having an idea to CREATE a book is a big deal just freaking stringing a few words together is a big deal if this is what you did in 2024 you are A BIG DEAL