If my farts scare my cat what do you think these fireworks are gonna do?

It’s like BeReal doesn’t want you to post

BeReal always exposes how messy my apartment is. I cant keep blaming it on my cat.

OKAY WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME POUSSEY IS IN THE HANDMAIDS TALES????? I WOULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS YEARS AGO

I will eat salt and vinegar chips until my lips burn off.

I got pulled over today and didn’t cry. That’s called growth.

Best ramen flavor?

You've been speaking English your entire life but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters? Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

Very bold of me to get a pedicure without shaving my legs the last 2 weeks.

So the nail tech didn't say anything about my leg hair but once she cut my nails she said “now you don't have claws to climb trees” 🙂

Someone tell me why the walmart pharmacy is giving me a harder time about my license than any bar I’ve ever gone to

Begging my boyfriend to sign up for the taylor swift 2023 verified fan registration and him asking me if it is okay if he does it LATER-

⚠️⚠️**VERY IMPORTANT**⚠️⚠️ For my friends in Wisconsin- myvote.wi.gov/en-us/My-Voter…

ticketmaster is not making any friends today.

Why am I not surprised

no skips on my spotify wrapped 💯

Fafsa should just be whether or not you’ve ever gone skiing

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