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We breath air, trees make air, homework kills trees. Therefore, homework kills us.

JUST came up with a witty comeback for that thing you said 2 days ago!

Poor Claire... #OutlanderReturns

just saw the first man-walking-down-a-street-shirtless of the year i know it's almost spring but who's he kidding his nipples must be frosty

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Coming to #LasVegas for #SpringBreak and need a new outfit but didn't order weeeeekss in advance, #PartyGyrlFashion ships w/in 48 hours!

This bitch walked up to the table and said "what are y'all drinking today" hello. Hi. How are u. Ya tip gone bihhhh.

"Eloquence is vehement simplicity." - Richard Cecil

YOU

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Who invented hugs? I mean, the first hug would have been so awkward. It's like "what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Top 5 lies that girls tell: 1) I'm fine. 2) I'm not jealous. 3) I'm over him. 4) Sure we can be friends. 5) It's okay.