Is this Amazon’s way of telling me to get an e-reader? Sacrilege! Next time I’m going to Waterstones 😤

Growing up, my dad would never let me or my sisters wear distressed jeans. “If you want ripped jeans, keep wearing the old ones”, he’d say. Who knew this trend was a health risk for factory workers?! There’s so much we don’t know about how *ish gets made

Me: Bard, can you make this paragraph sound more interesting? Bard: Sure, I’ll just rewrite everything and maybe leave 2 things you said. Me: 😳 *emotionally damaged* Oh yeah…that is better

Anyone else on Monzo 🏦 having trouble receiving payments from Europe with the new IBANs? French banks don’t seem to like it and stopped my paycheque 😭

The best 20 seconds of AI video I’ve seen today 😂

I feel like the universe is forcing me to be my highest best self in 2024 - with no safety net! Okay - time to put my big pants on and do this thing 💪🏽

I just got an email invite for an event that was 2 nights ago; and yet people say Mercury Retrograde isn’t a thing…hmm 🤭

5 down. 3 to go… #shopify #shopifyexperts

Oh la la! I don’t even go there everyday 😅

Giving myself a pat on the back for planning 12 months of blog content in a week. Now to actually write it!

When people add your design projects to their mood boards on Behance

Love this absorbent tile from Shopify for my iced lattes ☺️ #shopifyexperts #ShopifyDeveloper

I just got invited to do my first speaking gig! Woohoo 🥳 In the past month I’ve also been invited to be on a podcast and host a 2-day workshop on ecommerce marketing 🙌🏽🙌🏽 Exciting times 😁

Every time I’m on a zoom call with someone trying to sell me something, my WiFi drops out just as they talk about prices. I think the universe is trying to tell me something 😅

Social media algorithms got you feeling like a hamster on a wheel? 😩 The PRICE Framework is your escape route! Read our blog post and build a brand that thrives: impulsiv.io/mastering-the-… #MarketingTips

It just realised I’m writing my bum off for my blog posts👩🏽‍💻, but my meta descriptions are dry AF! 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’ve been shortlisted for the Enterprise Nation Adviser Awards 2024! 🏆 👉 Please vote for me: enterprisenation.com/awards/ #AdviserAwards @constantcontact