When you set an alarm at 6am and it’s actually 6am.

seeing how much milk goes into an iced latte is a haunting and life changing experience

The government really paid Mike Tyson to say he was fat AND disgusting in the middle of me eating my rotel dip, wings, meatballs, spinach dip, and brownie. That did NOT sit well in my spirit.

adobe acrobat is like Oh.. you wanted to open this pdf and read it? that's not really in the cards right now

the concept of only having two days of out of your week to yourself for the rest of your life

please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage

After 10 seasons I think we as a society can finally conclude that love is not blind

every day the universe takes $60 from me

do you guys love your cat so much you just start crying

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

0.5- awful. everything is wrong. 1- not enjoyable. most things are significantly wrong. 1.5- bad but i acknowledge the production quality. 2- boring. 2.5- boring. has some good qualities 3- okay. no major faults, no strong feelings abt them. 3.5- solid w at least 1 great

ABC i’m begging you to release Taylor Frankie Paul’s The Bachelorette season 🙏🙏🙏

no se como explicarlo, pero es el sabado mas DOMINGO de la historia

I need to lose 50 pounds in 3 hours

cats at 3am:

If you’re running late in NYC, the city will sense it & make you even later

i love having a cat like i just have this creature living in my home and we don't speak the same language but we love each other and hold hands while we nap

why has milk gotten so confusing