hot pink, zebra-striped arm socks

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

attaching land-clearing equipment to the front of my husband’s car. subaru deforester

Dream team 🫶. Album out now! jonbellion Noah Gundersen monica martin Relient K Ryan Tedder COLONY HOUSE Jonas Brothers Owl City Ingrid Andress Dayglow tyler jøseph Sleeping At Last

general grievous? you mean the death bionicle?

ice climbers!

Nice! This Woman Achieved Something so Now She Thinks It Must’ve Not Been Hard: ow.ly/aCgm50QiwPo

Many folks who use “woke” with contempt today probably would have hated Daddy when he was alive. He was very conscious and committed to eradicating what he called the Triple Evils of racism, poverty and militarism. If you’re quoting him to stop truthful teaching about him…

Hydro flask. Stanley cup. Yeti. How about just refilling a Smartwater bottle you got at the airport for 7 months

rocky this is my truest roman empire. i’ve watched that entire performance at least once a month for the last like three years lmfao

drank too much espresso at the Super Bowl party and got into an argument about racism!

when you're a tax collector one second and a disciple of Jesus the next

the tesla cybertruck looks like if a boyscout procrastinated on his entry for the pinewood derby

got an email for a Groupon for 80% off semaglutide with code “beauty.” left me speechless. a 3-credit hour college course would not be enough to unpack everything in that sentence

that’s not guys, that’s the big caterpillar from the Mario universe

are Gap and Old Navy actually “really making some super cute things these days” or am I just old now

just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow

Tanjiro Komoda is the Ted Lasso of anime protagonists

Letterkenny is Gilmore Girls for boys