Idiot son, legacy a mess, tuition fees piling up, but he was using his purple shampoo

Isiah Pacheco!!!!!! Plz help me out!!!!!!! You can do it king!!!!! #DKPartner #Endzonecrown DraftKings

Me until November

Austin Friday night Pup Punk free show at Bufords on w 6th. Come hang and ill drink beers w you after in between drunken analytics discussions w Kirk Goldsberry Im very nervous about 1 song on the setlist that weve never played before that ive been practicing for 3 years 🦜

Okay so I’m needing Bijan Robinson to score a touchdown annnnnndddd Saquon Barkley #endzonecrown #DKPartner @draftkings (I think I’m bad at this)

Idk what my dad’s job is. Seriously, no clue.

The Bear is the best comedy since The Office Chris Barnes

When I lose my voice I give myself a whole new personality

Please watch this. Long live Pat Stay.

Really hoping my man takes me to the Cheesecake Factory this week

Being an aunt is so fun, no lie

Murr didn’t kill himself!!!

Meet your heroes!!!!

These podcast clips are getting out of hand

Kamala Harris on Call Her Daddy is proof a horny girl boss can be anything, including president Sienna Hubert Ross

Kamala Harris on call her daddy talking everything from dating Red flags to growing up in the middle class 🚩💦🫶🏽 #kamalaharris #kamala #callherdaddy

This is me as the cool aunt

New Craic, great craic with Tommy Smokes and caroline baniewicz peep it now

We Bring The BOOM! 💥 #song #dance #sports #father #son #mother #daughter #family #fun #bigjustice #boom @Barstool Sports