Jon Mooallem Because one day all of us will be gone. Kobe Bryant couldn't have fathomed that January 26, 2020 would be anything other than ordinary. But every moment you're alive has meaning. All of our lives, in their own way, are bittersweet. It's our only permanent condition.

Back to work after a 3 day weekend. #strugglebus

Had a dream last night we were being held by the Mexican drug cartel in Vegas. 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

Not feeling very worky today.

A “jiffy” is actually about 10 milliseconds. So “I’ll be over in a jiffy,” really means, “I’m already here.” Follow me for more clever insights.

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Trying to eat healthier...Brought some Silk yogurt and strawberries to eat but all I want is a bacon egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's 🤣🤣🤣

I really appreciate how as a society we went from panicking about the coronavirus to fuck it BROOMS

WHAT DO WE WANT???? |￣￣￣￣￣￣| | Spring. | |＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ WHEN DO WE WANT IT???? |￣￣￣￣￣￣| | NOW | |＿＿＿＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ *doesnt get it till June*

It's snowing. Again. And I'd be wicked pissed about it but I actually got a photo of shimmering flakes so now I feel like a wizard.

A longer life span and reduced risks for cancer and heart disease are among some of coffee's benefits. But it depends on when you drink it. mentalfloss.com/article/582809…

I’m over the cold weather. I’ve had enough. Done. Finished. No more . 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

Catching up on @NBCManifest. Behind like 3 episodes 🙈

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Wiiiiide awake. 👀👀👀

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Staying up way past my bedtime tonight 👀👀

I’m gonna come out and say it.... I don’t get TikTok US Someone explain 😝

I am NOT afraid of coronavirus I AM AFRAID of the fact that everyone learned how to wash their hands THIS WEEK. 😩😩😩

A one-year update from Alex: