The irony of a blowjob is that even when she's on her knees, she still has you by the balls....

So they fined @Hoya2aPacer 75k for saying No Homo? But no one seems to care how offensive the name "Redskins" is to Native Americans. GTFOH!

F)ollow O)ne C)ourse U)ntil S)uccessful

A "BITTER" woman says "All niggas are the same". A "WISE" woman decides to stop fuckin with the same type of niggas...

I stopped focusing on trying to find the right woman and started focusing on trying to be the right man...

I don't EVER want to hear ANYBODY compare Lebron James to Michael Jordan EVER AGAIN...

Oh and in case you didn't know... Michael Jordan NEVER went to a game 7

#MentionPeopleWhoYouNeverForget @OhhMy_Gorgeous

All I'm seeing lately is people who steal tweets talkin shit about other people who steal tweets. It's Twitter. Who gives a fuck?!

Kendrick did his thing on that verse! But all the talk about him "murdering the rap game"? Stop it.....

When somebody says "I won't cheat on you again". What they really mean is "I slipped, but next time you won't catch me".

I'm all about MLK, but Malcolm X doesn't get nearly enough credit as he should...

Women say real men are hard to find, when actually, the real men they came across didn't interest them.

A lot of people would be scared as fuck if the mirror showed their character and not their faces

Being famous on the Twitter is like being rich in monopoly. That shit ain't real, so calm the fuck down.

@keystonejaq That Hot Tub #5 is dope as hell bro!

Spy Gate? Deflate Gate? More like HATE GATE! #PatriotsWIN

#NoFlyZone