oh to live in an apartment alone and do whatever i want

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this is THE love confession scene. It honestly ruined me for all future television shows because everything else pales in comparison

i'm convinced my life would be so much better if i had one of those window seats

my first instinct when i see an animal is to say “hello”. my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away

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I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

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working in the google doc while someone else is viewing it

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gostaria de deixar claro, publicamente, que não ignoro ninguém no whatsapp. eu ignoro O whatsapp.

Malta, há um fenómeno luminoso a entrar pela minha casa. Reza a lenda que os nossos antepassados lhe chamavam “sol”, e acho que era bastante comum no passado.

"are u free tonight?" no i have a family event: