lanternfly obsessed with my window box of thyme. you're too late, stupid! I already killed her!

came to me in a dream

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he's going to kill a man named Oscar

going to take a nap or maybe learn about the economy. tbd

The thing that keeps me coming back here is once a fiscal quarter, my friend Zach tries to die by upsetting some of the most motivated fan groups on the face of the earth

💎💍SEVEN RINGS💍💎 💎Matt Nelson and @Bhowe14 made a hilarious short filmé that I was so happy to be in💎 💎A heartbroken man struggles to sell the rings from his seven failed engagements.💎 A great romantic winter watch ❄️⬇️

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2022 a video countdown vimeo.com/786806921

why is every mirror shaped like a pond now? what is going on???

shut up about the documents! shut UP about the docuMENTS i don't care about them!

LA, you have to go see lil Zachie's show this Friday! I was on the phone with him when he saw the LA River for the first time and he gasped so loudly it scared me.

I love when Patti Smith emails me things like "Happy Birthday Bertolt Brecht" because I so rarely get to think things like "yeah, for sure" to myself

thinking about getting really into twitter NOW