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my favorite thing about a washer and dryer has got to be the way they just bold face lie to you about how long time is. my washing machine and dryer will both tell me there is 15 minutes left until they’re ready and somehow one of them is done 5 minutes before the other

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i wish that i could say that i find vaping offputting because it’s bad for you or whatever because that would be a legitimate reason but i am unbothered if people smoke cigarettes and so i am forced to admit that my judgment is literally just because it looks dumb

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i really like ethel cain and sun bleached flies in particular but the line “g-d loves you but not enough to save you” has never laid me flat like it appears to do to other people and after some reflection i think the root cause is quite simply me being a jew

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sometimes i get fucked up thinking about how few people there were when various historical events were happening like it kind of bleeds my brain to think about the fact that in the year 1800 the largest cities on earth only had like a million people in them